The memoryphone® takes your existing mobile phone and gives it added functionality. It takes advantage of the waves of microwave radiation that enter the brain and uses them to eliminate or put off until later those annoying, unsavory, painful or unwanted memories that are interfering with your ability to have a normal functioning life.


To use the memoryphone® simply replace the existing antenna on your mobile phone with the memoryphone® enhanced parabolic converter®. The enhanced parabolic converter® captures a greater number of radio waves than an existing mobile phone antenna and then amplifies them thus increasing the intensity of the waves entering the brain.

The memoryphone® modulator® must then be connected to the power port of your mobile phone and turned on (once the LED stop flashing, your memoryphone® will be ready to use).

Enter the correct sequence of codes into the phone to achieve either temporary scrambling or permanent removal of unwanted memories as desired, then simply put the phone to your ear and follow the instructions. As you recount the memory you wish to have removed or to have access to scrambled, the memoryphone® locates the regions of the brain which contain the specific memory and the associated neural networks and directs the incoming radiowaves accordingly.


To place an order, or for comments, questions, or further information regarding the revolutionary memoryphone® please contact memoryphonedirect®

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It should be noted that permanent removal of specific memories may affect your ability to locate, recollect or understand certain seemingly unrelated happenings or events. It is recommended only under extreme circumstances. Temporary scrambling is generally considered to be an efficient and effective way of dealing with most unpleasant memories and is free of known side-effects. The time taken for the brain to reconstruct (or construct new) neural pathways in order to re-access the memories which have been scrambled is usually adequate for the development of strong, grounded, healthy coping mechanisms which remain difficult to dislodge when the formerly painful, problematic memory resurfaces. And your identity remains intact!After a certain age, reconstruction of neural pathways is less reliable. The user of memoryphone® absolves memoryphonedirect®, its employees and subsidiaries of any and all responsibility, legal or otherwise, for any result, direct or indirect, of the use of memoryphone®.


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